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What movies have not aged well?

12.06.2025 11:05

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Goldfinger

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”Ah so!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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From Russia With Love

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Live and Let Die

Diamonds Are Forever

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Dr No

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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Octopussy

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Moonraker

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-J W Pepper

You Only Live Twice

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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-All the bad guys are black.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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A View to a Kill

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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